"I watch my dreams float by, out of sight, I wish to god that I just been stabbed"
Warning! This is the thieving bastard selling adi suede on eBay and the cunt had stole one of my pics. @cityadidas (at Michael L’s House)
"Imagine a relationship that went wrong but you held on in there for years: that’s what it is like supporting a football team. Your loyalty to a team can never die. Ties are stronger than they could ever be with a woman. Even if many of the things that you loved about going to matches have gone - terraces, team shirts without sponsors and being able to smoke at grounds - you still stick with your team.
My fondest memories involve things that happened off the pitch. I would climb into Loftus Road in the summer when the stadium was empty and sit there with my little book and pen, smoking a spliff behind the goal. One time, my girlfriend and I got into the dressing room and I stole a pair of shorts. That was one of the most romantic days of my life - snogging in the dressing room at QPR."
Imagine having to walk up this hill at least once a week after seeing a serving soldier on the floor dead and two others on the floor barely moving. Yeah that’s me, physically makes me feel sick every time I have to walk here.
Did you get banned from going to football? Why?
For being a prat